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some holiday comics….

Some more trashy humor for the secular holidays....

craft project: slippers from maxi pads

This is from one of my email buddies. How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads... You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of …

some videos….

Some good videos via email from Smitty.... Needle Sized Art - fascinating tiny detailed sculptures. Kim Komando’s Video of the Day » Blog Archive » The amazing Lyrebird - this bird mimics other birds and anything else it hears. Know Jack Schitt - a little twisted humour.

ONLY at Thanksgiving….

From Smitty via email.... Things you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving.... 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark …

bad taste…

Bad taste is an understatement, more like downright trashy, but I couldn't resist LOL !

lunch time and fetish of the day…

I walked to Giant and snagged a sandwich for lunch. So that is twice today that I walked and Sweetous wants to go bike riding after work, so we are doing good as far as exercise is concerned. So far has been a good day at work too... Whil'st I was eating my sandwich I …

odd stuff from the web…

http://www.petbutler.com/pbx/ This was one of the Google Ad links in my gmail this morning. You just never know what's gonna jump out at you on the web. LOL ! Actually Sweetous and I did have a very small scale enterprise doing in that business a while back; apparently there are others doing it also. Out …

you just never know what you’ll see in this blog…

I've been procrastinating but finally today I called to schedule a virtual colonoscopy. Going to the doctor is always a pain in the ass, sometimes quite literally ! LOL ! All joking aside though, everyone in my age group should get a colonoscopy from time to time. It could extend your life. The nurse sent …

fun at work…

I got a lot done at work today ! Of course, there is still lots waiting to be done, which of course is a good thing because that radically lowers the likelihood of unemployment. Here is a funny one that a co-worker sent to my email... Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity  At …

…time for an upgrade ?

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a funny one for a saturday afternoon…

Check this one out: If Ancient Rome had the Internet I'm in my office working on my backlog of stuff to do; actually probably won't get a lot done because I'm really tired. Of course that is my own fault 'cause I allowed myself to fall into a cyberspace sinkhole last night, specifically a trashy …

starting off with a laugh…

In my email this morning from my friend Smitty… What, you ask, is “Butt dust?” Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. . No adult is this creative! MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t …

the “B” word !

I was listening to the radio this morning going to work and the DJ said "BASTARD" about six times ! Yes, he said "BASTARD" on the radio ! Can you beleive it ? I mean who the hell goes around saying "BASTARD" several times in less than five minutes ? Of course, I have heard …

find one near you today !

Well, the weekend is almost here.  Are you bored, lonely, nothing to do ? Here is the perfect solution to your angst. Thanks to modern technology, you can find a sex offender near you ! Not just any sex offender, mind you, these folks are registered sex offenders ! They had to take additional training …

taking it all literally…

I was chatting with a co-worker this morning. She has a couple little kids and she was telling me how her two year old boy picks up on things she and her husband say. She told me her husband likes to say "bite me" and now the little boy is going around asking people to …

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Merry Christmas !